![]() I am Optimus Prime, and this message is to my creators: Leave planet Earth alone. But who we are and why we are here are not among them. There are mysteries to the universe we were never meant to solve.So today you stand with us…or you stand against me. We must join forces, or else forever be their slaves. Legendary warriors, the powers that created us now want us all extinguished.Humans have asked us to play by their rules.Calling all Autobots! Calling all Autobots!.They said they were gonna bring a check! I didn’t know they were gonna send a death squad!. ![]() And the great thing is I… The great thing is that I’m… I’m barely feeling any jet lag. And I’m carrying what is, in essence, a tactical nuke. A man, me, who is worth over 20 billion dollars is now being chased by CIA assassins. Let’s show these alien terrorist what an upgrade looks like.Don’t you get it? We don’t need you anymore. You got your *** kicked by a garage inventor from Texas.hand me my alien gun (the civilian runs away.)
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